“I’m a boy and I’m a man — I’m eighteen and I like it!” Those are the words from the Alice Cooper band’s 1970 rock hit entitled, “I’m Eighteen.” I can hear the music coming from my brother’s 8-track home stereo like it was yesterday. The song details the anxiety that comes with being in the midst of childhood and adulthood that most any 18-year-old boy can relate to.
But, why 18? What’s so special about that number that makes it the determining age for many activities? And, if it truly is a special number, then why isn’t it used uniformly for every other age-requirement? In this time of most everyone being a victim, 18-year-olds clearly need to cry out.
Most of us know that a person must be 18 to vote in elections. Fair enough.
We also know that males at age 18 can be drafted into the Armed Forces. So, in today’s world, this is not only age discrimination but sex discrimination, too?
In Iowa, one must be 18 to legally marry. Although, with parental consent and judicial approval, a person can marry at 16.
Iowans must be at least 18 years old to receive a tattoo without parental consent.
If you are following along, our 18-year-olds can vote, be drafted, marry and get a tattoo.
How about getting a license to drive? Well, that can be done a few years earlier than 18. Sixteen, officially, and even younger to obtain learners permits. You just can’t be 16 and drive with a tattoo.
Lots of things change at age 21, though. Three years apparently makes quite a difference in the mental growth of young people during that time. A 21-year-old can now legally purchase and consume alcohol and can also purchase or use tobacco products. That includes vaping. People this age can also legally rent a car that they were able to legally drive for five years prior — but they will have to pay higher fees than those age 25 or older. Yes, car rental companies (and insurance companies) can discriminate based on age, but they only do so for younger people. Ninety-five-year-old drivers are not a risk, apparently.
But what if you are an 18-year-old and want to run for president of the United States? Sorry, you will have to wait until you nearly double your life span, as the president must be 35 years old.
The Alice Cooper band continues: “I got a baby's brain and an old man's heart. Took eighteen years to get this far. Don't always know what I'm talkin' about. Feels like I'm livin' in the middle of doubt.”
With all the age disparity in our local, state and federal rules and regulations, can you blame them?
Have a great week, and thanks for reading.
Shane Goodman President and Publisher Big Green Umbrella Media shane@dmcityview.com 515-953-4822, ext. 305 |