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Thursday, March 26, 2026
Good morning to you! 

Welcome to an extra edition of the mailbag where you will find some of the comments, questions and ideas sent recently by readers of this newsletter or our publications. They are edited for space and clarity.

“Shane, You made my week with today's commentary on manual transmissions (The stick shift, March 9, 2026). I learned to drive in my dad's Buick at 14. Two years later, when my sister was ready to learn, Mom taught her on our family VW. I got to learn five on the floor, as well. My sister learned easier because that is all she knew; I had to rewire my brain. Forty-four years later, I still can hear my mother's strong German accent, ‘Clutch. Clutch! Clutch!’ as I kept killing the engine. I miss my old five speeds. With kids grown and gone, my next car should be a manual. Time to play early Van Halen and feel young and cool again while grinding some gears.” - Ben

Where have all the good times gone? - Shane

“My first car manual driving experience was in a 1950 Plymouth rusted through the floor on the driver side so mud and water was often experienced on my left posterior (The stick shift, March 9, 2026). I learned to drive in a hay field and that car also had no shocks. Learning to drive a stick was very helpful when about midnight one year I picked up a rental car in Seattle. It was the only rental car available and was located at the far back of the unlit lot. Yes, it was a stick! Learning to first drive on a tractor was instrumental in my driving a stick shift and farm life taught be not to be surprised by anything — including a manual transmission in a rental car.” - Judy

Oh, the things you can learn in a hay field. - Shane

“Hi, Shane. I just read your column about catch phrases and while I can't think of any quickly off the top of my head, I have been saying all of the ones you referenced around my office today, to the annoyance of my coworkers (TV catch phrases, March 10, 2026). LOL! Keep up the great work!” - Kim

Keep those co-workers on their toes. - Shane

“The country has lost its sense of humor (Prank phone calls, Monday, March 16, 2026). The national pastime is now being offended. Just look at our late night TV shows for evidence.” - Brad

I lost interest in late night TV shows years ago. And, I can’t stay up that late anymore. - Shane

“Hi, Shane. Great column (Luck, Tuesday, March 17, 2026)! I wasn't wise enough to pay attention to the Stoics when I was 19, but at 78, I do. I think the quote highlights an important Stoic principle: We cannot control when a door will open; we have absolute control over whether we are ready to walk through it. There are probably many stories from your experience as a business owner that apply here. Happy St. Pat's Day!” - Roger

That’s another great one! Thanks, Roger. - Shane

Have a thoughtful Thursday, and thanks for reading.

Shane Goodman
Publisher
Big Green Umbrella Media
shane@dmcityview.com
515-953-4822, ext. 305
www.thedailyumbrella.com

Read more of Shane Goodman's columns here.

 
News headlines

FROM KCCI: Iowa lawmakers say they are close on property tax relief but key details remain unresolved. Iowa lawmakers say they are getting closer to lowering property taxes. But with just weeks until the scheduled end of the legislative session, they still have not agreed on how to do it. Republicans in the House, Senate and governor’s office have spent the past two years trying to deliver property tax relief. Now, as the session winds down, they say negotiations are moving forward. But the plans still on the table take very different approaches and some of the most important details are still being worked out. ... READ MORE

FROM WHO-TV: 7 students remain hospitalized, 8 released after car crash at Ankeny school. Children who were struck by a vehicle outside St. Luke’s Catholic School in Ankeny on Tuesday afternoon are recovering and doing well, according to officials. Nine St. Luke’s students were transported by ambulance Tuesday to Blank Children’s Hospital and MercyOne Medical Center. However, in total, 15 children were injured in the incident. ... READ MORE

FROM WOI: 2 suspects wanted in connection to 'violent' assault at Lauridsen Skatepark last week. The Des Moines Police Department is asking the public for help locating two suspects wanted in connection to a "violent" assault at a skatepark last week.
A man was seriously injured in an assault at Lauridsen Skatepark on March 19. The victim initially did not want to pursue criminal charges or participate in the investigation. 
... READ MORE

 
 

FROM AROUND THE WORLD: Iran and the US harden their positions as Tehran keeps its grip on the Strait of Hormuz. Iran and the United States hardened their positions as a diplomatic push for a ceasefire in the Middle East war appeared to falter on Thursday. Tehran moved to formalize its control over the crucial Strait of Hormuz while Washington prepared for the arrival of U.S. troops in the region that could be used on the ground in the Islamic Republic. ... READ MORE

FROM AROUND THE NATION: Teens get probation after using AI to create fake nudes of classmates. Two teenage boys who used artificial intelligence to create fake nude photos of their classmates at an exclusive private school in Pennsylvania received probation Wednesday after dozens of victims described the images’ traumatizing effect on them. ... READ MORE

FROM AROUND THE STATE: Iowa board revokes teaching license of former Atlantic school counselor. The Iowa Board of Educational Examiners has revoked the teaching license of Jesse McCann, a former counselor with the Atlantic School District. The decision comes after allegations of inappropriate communication with students. McCann was fired last month following demands from parents and community members for answers regarding the allegations. ... READ MORE

 

Clear Mortgage meteorology

It stays warm today, with scattered shower chances increasing in the afternoon into early evening. Gusts to around 35 mph today. Back to the 50s for Friday and Saturday. Next week looks wetter, with a few scattered showers Monday, and the best chance in the afternoon and evening. Chances linger. into early Tuesday. There are also rain chances next Wednesday and Thursday.

For help with pre-approvals or refinancing, get in touch with Originating Branch Manager Carrie Hansen at carrie.mortgage.

 
The 2026 results: CITYVIEW's Best of Des Moines®
 
 
Best Local Tenderloin
1. Smitty’s Tenderloin Shop
2. Goldie’s Bar & Grill
3. Bix & Co.
 
See all of the results
 

Theatre Midwest at Des Moines Playhouse.The Gun Show." March 26-28.

Iowa Stage Theatre Company is hosting its annual gala, Jazz & Jewels: A Night of Broadway Brilliance at Noce on March 28.

Des Moines Performing Arts. “The Wizard of Oz in Concert with The Des Moines Symphony." March 28. 

Des Moines Performing Arts – Applause Series. "Taiko Project." March 30-31. 

The Ingersoll presents "Church Basement Ladies," Thursday, March 26 through Sunday, April 12. “Church Basement Ladies” is a warm, laugh-out-loud musical comedy celebrating friendship, food and the women who quietly keep a community running.  

About Time Theatre Company. "White Rabbit, Red Rabbit." April 1-4, at The Annex next to xBk Live. 

Des Moines Performing Arts, Des Moines Playhouse, Iowa Stage Theatre Company. Broadway Sing Along. April 3. 

Beaverdale Books - "Nightbitch" author Rachel Yoder Thursday, March 26. 

CALL FOR ARTISTS. Save the Date for the 16th Annual Art on the Prairie Festival 2026. The deadline for artists wishing to apply is April 1!

— John Busbee, The Culture Buzz

 

Bet you didn't know...
Bluefin tuna are among the fastest fish in the ocean, swimming up to 40 to 45 miles per hour.
 
• Thermal shock makes steak tougher. It can be avoided by bringing your meat to room temperature before cooking.
 
Deals today
• Bennigan’s (4800 Merle Hay Road, Des Moines) is celebrating 50 years with a month-long St. Patrick’s Day promotion packed with festive cocktails, Irish-inspired dishes and a special two for $50 Lucky Bundle.
 
• Thursdays are triple decker Reuben day at Graziano Brothers (1601 S. Union St., Des Moines).
 
• Quarter pound cheeseburgers and chicken sandwiches are $3.39 each on Thursdays at Kwik Star.
 
Striking Sparrow (1930 S.E. Sixth St., Des Moines) has a Thursday special breaded pork tenderloin with fries and soda for $12.
 
Bennigan's (4800 Merle Hay Road, Urbandale) has a $10.99 burger, fries and a pint deal on Thursdays.
 
• Taco pizzas are the Thursday special at Walker's Place (475 N.E. Broadway Ave., Des Moines).
 
Sale Barn Cafe (Lamoni) is offering shrimp basket specials today.
 
• Ham balls are today's special at Crouse Cafe (115 E. Salem, Indianola).
 
•  AJ's (Prairie Meadows) has an early bird menu on Wednesday and Thursday from 4-6 p.m. Half pound burgers with frites, $15; pasta and chicken dinners, $20-22; seafood and steak dinners, $27-30. Prime rib dinners for $30 all night.
 
Guesthouse Tavern and Oyster (9500 University, West Des Moine) offers spaghetti dinners with 8-ounce meatballs and salad for $22 on Wednesdays.
 
 Chelsea's Courtyard (100 MLK, Des Moines) has buck burgers Thursdays. $1!
 
• Istanbul Grill Cafe & Bakery (3281 100th St., Urbandale) has a Thursday special of $11.99 for a döner wrap with fries as well as $5 off döner plate which comes with Turkish salad and your choice of rice or bulgur. 
 
•  Hot beef sandwiches are a Thursday special at Club 2000. 
 
• Maxie's (1311 Grand Ave., West Des Moines) Thursday special for $20.95 is half a fried chicken with potato, side of spaghetti,\ and a salad. Lunch and dinner.
 
• Mullets Norwalk offers two, two-topping pizzas for $20 on Thursdays, 4 p.m. to close.
 
• Buzzard Billy's (615 Third St., Des Moines) has $2 off appetizers on Thursdays.
 
• Whatcha Smokin? (Highway 17, Luther) has a pork belly burnt ends special on Thursdays.
 
• Beaver Tap (4050 Urbandale Ave., Des Moines) offers $10 country fried breakfasts and $9 tenderloins or shrimp/fish tacos on Thursdays.
 
• Ruth's Chris (Ashworth Road at Jordan Creek Parkway) has a Thursday special with their decadent RBAR burgers and fries going for $16.
 
• Steak Nights: Sirloin steak dinners are featured specials today at Johnny's Italian Steakhouses (before 4 p.m.), Sully's Irish Pub (860 First St., West Des Moines); Front Row (9956 Swanson Blvd., Clive); Winn’s Pizza and Steakhouse (122 W. Ashland Ave., Indianola); and Hy-Vee Market Grilles. The Station on Ingersoll (3120 Ingersoll Ave., Des Moines) has a $12 ribeye sandwich special on Thursdays. Gilroy's (1238 Eighth St., West Des Moines) offers ribeyes and sirloins only on Thursdays after 5 p.m.
 
• Mullets has a Thursday pizza special — buy one large specialty pizza and get a free 14-inch two-topping pizza.
 
• Kids eat free at Scornovacca’s (1930 S.E. 14th St., Des Moines) on Thursdays.
 
• ShortE's BBQ (8505 Chambery Blvd., Johnston) has $1 smoked wings Thursdays.
 
• Jethro's Thursday special is a pound of boneless "wings" for $8.
 
• Bevy’s Tavern (1300 50th St., West Des Moines) has a special of beef stew and cornbread Thursdays for $13.
 
• Destination Grille (2491 E. First St., Grimes) has a "Comfort Thursday" special chicken fried De Burgo, a gluten free spin on DSM's classic. $16
 
The Dam Pub (2710 Beaver Ave., Des Moines) has a throwback Thursday special goulash with garlic toast.
 
• The Continental (407 E. Fifth St., Des Moines) has $7 loaded fries on Thursdays.

• Aldi stores have sales through Tuesday on spiral half hams at $1.49/pound, Frenched rack of lamb at $9.99/pound, and bone in rib roasts $8.99/pound.

• Fresh Thyme (2800 University Ave., West Des Moines) is running a sale through Sunday on ahi tuna and swordfish steaks at $10.99/pound, and through Tuesday on 4 kinds of apples at 99 cents/pound and jumbo (16-20) shrimp at $6.99/pound.

— Jim Duncan, jd91446@aol.com

 
 
Featured in the current issue of Ankeny Living magazine.
 

A 'FUR-EVER' HOME
Residents share stories about the animals they rescued.

By Ashley Rullestad

Abandoned. Abused. Neglected.

The world is full of animals — big and small — that don’t know the comfort of a full belly, a warm place to sleep, and the love of a caring owner. Some people seek out these needy animals when looking to add a pet to their family. Others come across them unexpectedly and are moved to rescue them. Whatever the case, rescued pets often give their humans as much love as they receive.

A zoo of one’s own
Jennifer Brennan has a passion for animals and has had many pets, including dogs, cats, hamsters, mice, fish and frogs, along the way. Her first rescue experience was in high school when her family rescued a pregnant cat off the street.

“We adopted her and saw her kittens through until they could also be adopted. When we moved to Iowa, I knew I wanted to volunteer, but I wasn’t sure what I wanted to do. I saw a post on Facebook for the ARL needing fosters, with a photo of a senior cat. We contacted the ARL, and we got that cat.” ...

 
Read more
 
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Johnston, IA 50131
 
Discover the potential in this well-located two-story home sitting on a generous corner lot just west of 86th Street and minutes from I-80. Inside you will find a bright, open front living and dining space accented by soaring ceilings and a beautiful staircase that anchors the main level. Oversized floor-to-ceiling windows bring in great natural light throughout the first floor. ...
  
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Sports headlines

FROM ESPN: Patrick Mahomes shows rehab progress, throws in new video. Patrick Mahomes, the Chiefs' star quarterback, posted a short video clip Wednesday of himself in a training session where he dropped back and threw the ball, the first public footage of him doing so since he had surgery in December to repair the torn ACL and LCL in his left knee. ... READ MORE

 
FROM SPORTS ILLUSTRATED: Bill Belichick had very predictable first statement about Hall of Fame snub. One of the biggest football controversies of 2026 so far is Bill Belichick’s Hall of Fame snub. The legendary NFL coach was fully expected to be inducted in the Class of 2026 on his first ballot, but his voting numbers shockingly fell short. ... READ MORE
 
FROM YAHOO SPORTS: March Madness: From chalk to chaos — ranking the best Final Four possibilities. With 16 teams still alive in the NCAA men's tournament, there are 256 potential Final Four combinations left. Here’s a look at 16 compelling ones, some chosen for basketball reasons and others chosen for reasons scarcely related to basketball at all. ... READ MORE
 
Weekly fuel report
 

The price of regular unleaded gasoline fell 4 cents from last week's price and is currently averaging $3.31 across Iowa according to AAA. Prices are up 30 cents from a year ago. The national average on Wednesday was $3.98, up 14 cents from last week’s price.

Retail diesel prices in Iowa rose 22 cents this week with a statewide average of $4.85. One year ago, diesel prices averaged $3.33 in Iowa.
The current Iowa diesel price is 148 cents lower than the national average of $3.37.

Natural gas prices were down 11 cents at the Henry Hub reporting site and are currently priced at $2.93 MMbtu.

Propane prices averaged $1.62 per gallon in Iowa.

Home heating oil prices had a statewide average of $4.36 per gallon.

Cheapest fuel prices in the metro. www.gasbuddy.com

Casey's in Clive (2250 Woodlands Parkway) - $2.99

Phillips 66 in West Des Moines (3501 E P True Parkway) - $2.99

Costco in Ankeny (4000 N.E. Spectrum Drive) - $3.00

 

1953: Dr. Jonas Salk announces polio vaccine. On March 26, 1953, American medical researcher Dr. Jonas Salk announces on a national radio show that he has successfully tested a vaccine against poliomyelitis, the virus that causes the crippling disease of polio. In 1952—an epidemic year for polio—there were 58,000 new cases reported in the United States, and more than 3,000 died from the disease. … READ MORE

1997: Heaven’s Gate cult members found dead. Following an anonymous tip, police enter a mansion in Rancho Santa Fe, an exclusive suburb of San Diego, California, and discover 39 victims of a mass suicide. The deceased—21 women and 18 men of varying ages—were all found lying peaceably in matching dark clothes and Nike sneakers and had no noticeable signs of blood or trauma. It was later revealed that the men and women were members of the “Heaven’s Gate” religious cult, whose leaders preached that suicide would allow them to leave their bodily “containers” and enter an alien spacecraft hidden behind the Hale-Bopp comet. … READ MORE

1804: President Jefferson presented with a “mammoth loaf” of bread. On March 26, 1804, President Thomas Jefferson attends a public party at the Senate and leads a diverse crowd in consuming an enormous loaf of bread dubbed the mammoth loaf. The giant bread was baked to go with the remnants of an enormous block of cheese.  … READ MORE

www.history.com

 
Birthdays and notables
 

These celebrities were born on this date: Ella Anderson, Diana Ross, Keira Knightley, Steven Tyler, Kenny Chesney, T.R. Knight, Jay Sean, Martin Short, Leslie Mann, Eric Allan Kramer, Mikel Arteta, Von Miller, Jennifer Grey

SUBMIT: Send your local birthday greetings and congratulatory notes to: tammy@iowalivingmagazines.com

 
Morning chuckle

The answer to the last riddle: Why don't anteaters get sick? BECAUSE OF THE ANT-IBODIES! - Peri Van Tassel, Gail Tomlinson, Jackie Taylor, Anne Lentz. Or, The take Ant-acids! Irving Stone. Because they are protected by “ant”-i venom. - Bill Snyder. Because they always have an antidote! - Carolyn Rogers, Deb Guntly.

Today's riddle: What do you call an ant from overseas?

Have a guess? Email tammy@iowalivingmagazines.com

 

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