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Tuesday, Dec. 23, 2025
Good morning to you! 

This column is for all you men out there. And, you women should appreciate it, too. This morning — just two days before Christmas — I am expanding on a short story that has been circulating in some circles called “The Four Stages of a Man’s Life.” It’s quite accurate, and I am here to prove it.

The first stage of a man’s life is believing in Santa Claus. It was a magical time as a young child. Some of our earliest memories. Sure, we were still naughty, but we were nicer than normal because we knew an old man in a red suit was making a list and checking it twice. And, I really wanted that Evel Knievel stunt cycle.

The second stage of a man’s life is not believing in Santa Claus. There are a number of revelations in a man’s life when he discovers that things aren’t really what he thought they were. This was the first, and it was devastating. My siblings never told me, and neither did most of my friends — except little Johnny Cotten. We were in second grade and eating lunch in the elementary school cafeteria when he dropped the bomb on me, making me feel like I was the last one to know. And, maybe I was, but I could have gone another year or two without knowing. I remind John of this each time I see him.

The third stage of a man’s life is when he is Santa Claus. Maybe not the white beard, red suit and a workshop of elves, but, let there be no doubt, he is Santa. Listening to the wishes of his children. Shopping the crowded stores. Wrapping the presents in special paper. And making sure they are under the tree Christmas morning, awaiting the jubilation. I did just fine on most of those tasks, most years. But, one year, I was quite tired and told Jolene I would wake up early and put the presents under the tree. Our daughter, Samantha, woke up before I did and came into our bedroom crying. “Santa never came,” she exclaimed between the tear falls. “Let’s go look,” I replied frantically. “Maybe he put the presents somewhere else.” And, of course, we discovered that he put them in the basement. All was good.

The fourth stage of a man’s life is when he looks like Santa Claus. Yep. The gray hair and gray beard. The expanding waistline. An appreciate of milk and cookies. A yearning for tradition. And a strange fondness for reindeer. OK, maybe not the last one, but you get the idea.

That’s it. Four stages. And now, like some of you, I am in the final one and enjoying every minute of it.

Merry Christmas to you all. Have a terrific Tuesday, and thank you for reading.

Shane Goodman
Publisher
Big Green Umbrella Media
shane@dmcityview.com
515-953-4822, ext. 305
www.thedailyumbrella.com

Read more of Shane Goodman's columns here.

 
News headlines

FROM KCCI: 8-year-old airlifted after falling through ice on Appanoose County pond. An 8-year-old boy was airlifted to a Des Moines-area hospital Monday evening after falling through the ice on a farm pond near his home in rural Appanoose County. According to the Appanoose County Sheriff’s Office, deputies received a report of a possible drowning shortly after 3 p.m. in the 27000 block of Highway J3T. The boy had been fishing at a pond near the family residence when he fell through the ice. ... READ MORE

FROM WHO-TV: Bondurant woman charged in death of 3-year-old child. A Bondurant woman has been charged in the death of a child over the summer. The investigation began back in June when medics were called to a home in the 3400 block of Hawthorn Dr. Southwest in Bondurant for a 3-year-old who was unresponsive, the Polk County Sheriff’s Office said. Life-saving measures were performed but were unsuccessful. ... READ MORE

FROM WOI: West Des Moines police arrest 3 people after Sunday night disturbance at Airbnb. Three people were arrested Sunday following a disturbance on Vine Street, West Des Moines police told Local 5. Police responded to reports of a potential shooting at an Airbnb in the 2800 block of Vine Street around 8:30 p.m. Sunday, court documents show. Officers searched the area and did not find anyone injured. Police later shared they found no evidence of gunfire. ... READ MORE

 

FROM AROUND THE WORLD: The killing of a general in Moscow follows a series of assassinations Russia blames on Ukraine. Russia has accused Ukraine of carrying out a number of high-profile attacks against prominent Russians since Moscow invaded its neighbor nearly four years ago. While Kyiv has hinted at its involvement in some cases, Ukrainian officials have often stopped short of publicly claiming responsibility. In other cases, they have denied all involvement. ... READ MORE

FROM AROUND THE NATION: What happens to a small Nebraska town when 3,200 workers lose their jobs. On a frigid day after Mass at St. Ann’s Catholic Church in rural Nebraska, worshippers shuffled into the basement and sat on folding chairs, their faces barely masking the fear gripping their town. A pall hung over the room just as it hung over the holiday season in Lexington, Nebraska. ... READ MORE

FROM AROUND THE STATE: Pedestrian dies after being struck by mail truck in Cedar Falls. A woman from Cedar Falls is dead after officials say she was hit by a mail delivery truck, KCRG reports. First responders responded to the crash around 11:25 a.m. Saturday on the 500 block of Main Street. A United States Postal Service delivery vehicle and the woman were located at the scene. ... READ MORE

 

Clear Mortgage meteorology

A mild Christmas week. Near-record highs with a few sprinkles Christmas day. Turning cooler next weekend.

For help with pre-approvals or refinancing, get in touch with Originating Branch Manager Carrie Hansen at carrie.mortgage.

 
 
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Tuesday touts
 Catering by Cyd owner Cyd Koehn says that salt planks are a great way to express your steaks and fish. Wall Street Journal named the Himalayan salt plank a top Christmas gift. "Once your giftee heats the block slowly in the oven or on the stove, they can use it to sear fish or meat to add salty flavor and 'lock in the smoky tenderness you’re looking for when grilling.’ ” $55 at Amazon.

It took me 70-plus years to notice that the juicing oranges available November through April are not worth juicing. They lose sweetness, flavor and even their orange color when it gets cold. Fresh Thyme and Sam’s Club have virtually shut down their fresh squeezing operations of orange juice in the cold months. But here's the good news, courtesy of Charlie's Filling Station — grapefruit actually make tastier juice in the cold months when oranges are pathetic for juicing. Filling Station clients switch their citrus preferences in the cold half of the year. Their fresh squeezed orange and grapefruit cocktails go for $7. And that is our wonder bargain of the week.

Deals today
• Salisbury steak is today's special at Crouse Cafe (115 E. Salem, Indianola).
 
• Curbin' Cuisine (1325 S.W. Oralabor Road, Suite 200, Ankeny) offers a cheeseburger and fries for $7.99 today.

• Mullet’s Norwalk offers a free kids meal per adult meal on Tuesdays 4 p.m. to close.

• Mickey's Irish Pub (50 S.E. Laurel St., Waukee) has a special $7 half-pound burger with a side all day Tuesday. 

• Kelly's Little Nipper (1701 E. Grand Ave., Des Moines) offers a "Tendy's Tuesday" pork tenderloin basket with a drink for $11.50.

• Eastside Eddie's (3517 E. 26th St., Des Moines) has a Tuesday special cheeseburger with fries, tots or salad and a drink for $10.

• Beaver Tap (4050 Urbandale Ave., Des Moines) offers $7 breakfasts and $8 burgers Tuesdays.

• Pelican Post (265 50th St., West Des Moines) offers a special smashburger with cheese, fries and a draft beer for $10 on Tuesdays.

• Johnny's Italian Steakhouses have a beef stroganoff special on Tuesdays, $14 including beverage.

• Smoking Goat Pub (3015 Merle Hay Road, Des Moines) hosts 222 BBQ today from 5-9 p.m.

• Baklava is half priced Tuesdays at Istanbul Cafe and Bakery (3281 100th, Urbandale). 

 • Red Robin stores are featuring a $10 cheeseburger with an "endless side" on Tuesdays.

• Jethro's Tuesday special is 2 pounds of bone-in smoked wings for the price of one. 

• Paula's (524 Elm St., Valley Junction) runs a Tuesday special hot beef sandwich for $13.50. 

• Kids meals are half price till 2 p.m. today at Machine Shed (11151 Hickman Road, Urbandale). 

• Today is beef and noodles day at Maxie's Supper Club (1311 Grand Avenue, West Des Moines).

• Django (1420 Locust St., Des Moines) has happy hour all night Tuesdays. That means super deals on oysters, shrimp, duck frites, poutine, charcuterie, cheese boards, beers, wine and classic martinis.

• Sully's (806 First St., West Des Moines) has a burger basket special for $12 today.

• Destination Grille  (2491 E. First St., Grimes) hosts a Tuesday Burger and Beer special - half- pound burger, chips and dip, with a tap beer of choice $15. 

• The Station on Ingersoll (3124 Ingersoll Ave.) has a tenderloin Tuesday special with BPT and fries for $10.

• Curbin Cuisine (1325 SW Oralabor Dr., Ankeny) offers cheeseburgers and fries for $7.99 on Tuesdays.

• G Mig's (128 5th St., Valley Junction) offers a Tuesday special ribs or brisket dinners for 19.95.

• Angry Goldfish (2301 S.W. Ninth, Des Moines) has $10 burger and a side plus a pint on Tuesdays. This was an Umbrella wonder bargain.

• Ruby Tuesdays offers $5.95 burgers with fries on Tuesdays.

• Taco Tuesday brings serious discounts to La Familia (1610 Sixth Ave., Des Moines and pictured  at right), all Taco John's, all Abelardo's, all Fernando’s, Malo (900 Mulberry St., Des Moines), Beaver Tap (4050 Urbandale Ave., Des Moines), Club 2000 (422 Indianola Road, Des Moines), The Continental, (407 East Fifth St.), Gilroy's (1238 8th St., West Des Moines), Jack's Place Grill & Bar, (6112 SW Ninth St.)  and both Faustino's. 

• Hy-Vees offer a "two for Tuesday" deal on Chinese dinners: two entrees, rice or noodles, an appetizer and cookies for just $5 in December.

— Jim Duncan, jd91446@aol.com

 
 
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Sports headlines
FROM SPORTS ILLUSTRATED: Chiefs Release Statement Explaining Move Out of Missouri, Arrowhead Stadium. Big changes are coming to the Kansas City Chiefs. On Monday, team owner and chairman Clark Hunt announced that the team will be moving out of Kansas City, Mo., and into a new stadium in Kansas City, Kans., on which construction is expected to conclude in time for the 2031 season. Unlike Arrowhead, where the Chiefs currently play, this new stadium will be domed. ... READ MORE
FROM ESPN: Brock Purdy has 5 touchdowns passes as 49ers improve to 11-4. After a series of disappointing performances on "Monday Night Football," San Francisco 49ers quarterback Brock Purdy shrugged off whatever issues he'd been having in resounding fashion. With 44-year-old Colts quarterback Philip Rivers and his comeback occupying most of the headlines entering Monday night's matchup, it was Purdy who stole the show in leading San Francisco to a 48-27 victory at Lucas Oil Stadium. ... READ MORE
FROM YAHOO SPORTS: Jake Paul pursuing legal action against critics claiming Anthony Joshua fight was rigged. Jake Paul put his money where his mouth was in his latest boxing match. Tasked with facing one of the world's best heavyweight boxers, Paul (12-2) suffered a sixth-round knockout loss to Anthony Joshua in Miami this past Friday on Netflix. Despite the brutal nature of Paul's loss, which caused him to suffer a broken jaw, the usual speculation that follows Paul's fights has continued to run rampant online. Due to Joshua's status as the far superior boxer in skill and experience, plenty of critics and doubters have proclaimed the match to be a fix, reasoning that Joshua should have won earlier and more easily. ... READ MORE
 

1783: George Washington resigns as commander in chief. On Dec. 23, 1783, following the signing of the Treaty of Paris, General George Washington resigns as commander in chief of the Continental Army and retires to his home at Mount Vernon, Virginia. ... READ MORE

1888: Vincent van Gogh chops off his ear. On Dec. 23, 1888, Dutch painter Vincent van Gogh, suffering from severe depression, cuts off the lower part of his left ear with a razor while staying in Arles, France. He later documented the event in a painting titled Self-Portrait with Bandaged Ear. Today, Van Gogh is regarded as an artistic genius and his masterpieces sell for record-breaking prices; however, during his lifetime, he was a poster boy for tortured starving artists and sold only one painting. ... READ MORE

1986: Voyager completes global flight. After nine days and four minutes in the sky, the experimental aircraft Voyager lands at Edwards Air Force Base in California, completing the first nonstop flight around the globe on one load of fuel. Piloted by Americans Dick Rutan and Jeana Yeager, Voyager was made mostly of plastic and stiffened paper and carried more than three times its weight in fuel when it took off from Edwards Air Force Base on Dec. 14. By the time it returned, after flying 25,012 miles around the planet, it had just five gallons of fuel left in its remaining operational fuel tank. ... READ MORE

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These celebrities were born on this date:  Finn Wolfhard, Eddie Vedder, Arcángel, Martin Kratt, Reed Alexander, Holly Madison, Susan Lucci, Harry Judd, Jim Harbaugh, Tori Keeth, Kirby Smart, Jackie Radinsky, Anna Maria Perez de Tagle

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Morning chuckle

The answer to the last riddle: What goes oh, oh, oh? A SANTA GOING BACKWARDS. - Diane Mergens, Gail Tomlinson. Or, SANTA, SANTA, SANTA. - Irving Stone. Or, SANTA GOING UP THE CHIMNEY. - Anne Lentz-Gagen. Or Santa falling off the roof backwards! - Rhonda Mock. Other answers from Sharon Hill Watkins, Denise Niebuhr.

Today's riddle: What do road crews use at the North Pole?

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