Woebegone Wednesday Mark Schatzker is the world's best food writer in our mind. He has investigated the nagging question of the post WWII world: What went wrong with the foods we raise? Here are some of his insights:
“Flavor is a chemical language, nature’s mother tongue. Bitterbrush talks to goats through tannins. Cotton leaves talk to wasps through terpenes, sesquiterpenes and alcohol. Fruit entices fruit eaters with its chemical bouquet. Even bacteria have a rudimentary ability to sense chemicals. But if flavor is a language, it’s a peculiar one. The words all mean something different depending if you are a goat or a caterpillar, if you have a parasite and what your body knows.”
According to Schatzker, humans have forgotten that language. We used to eat foods that were raised to exude flavor. Now we raise foods for yield, size, outward appearance and quick turnover — flavor is sacrificed. Our foods — think tomatoes, chicken, pork and strawberries — don't taste nearly as good as they did before WWII. That's deemed OK for many because chemists invented amazing artificial flavors to cover up the blandness of the foods. Pass the Ranch dressing, Colonel Sanders' 13 herbs and spices, the 14 flavors of nugget sauce and the Doritos.
Deals today • Chelsea's Courtyard (100 MLK, Des Moines) has a Wednesday special 10 wings and two pints for $15.
• Istanbul Grill Cafe & Bakery (3281 100th St., Urbandale) has a Thursday special of $11.99 for a döner wrap with fries as well as $5 off döner plate which comes with Turkish salad and your choice of rice or bulgur.
• Hot beef sandwiches are a Thursday special at Club 2000.
• Maxie's (1311 Grand Ave., West Des Moines) Thursday special for $20.95 is half a fried chicken with potato, side of spaghetti and a salad. Lunch and dinner.
• Stan Dudley/Randy Ward Acoustic Duo play at Chamberlain Pub, Wesley on Grand at 5 p.m. today.
• Curbin' Cuisine (1325 S.W. Oralabor Road, Suite 200, Ankeny) offers $7 gyros today.
• Kids eat free on Wednesday at Short E's BBQ (8805 Chambray Blvd., Johnston).
• Fareway is offering $5 rotisserie chicken on Wednesdays. Other days they cost about $9.
• The Bistro at Iowa Culinary Institute is open for its fall season in Building 7 of Des Moines Area Community College in Ankeny. Lunch will be served Wednesdays through Fridays till Dec. 5. $17 for a buffet or three course a la carte with a drink. 11:15 a.m. to 12:45 p.m. Reservations required.
• Kelly's Little Nipper (1701 E. Grand Ave., Des Moines) offers any burger with a side for $10 on Wednesdays.
• Exile (1514 Walnut St., Des Moines) offers a $12 burger basket with fries and a beer on Wednesdays.
• Beaver Tap (4050 Urbandale Ave., Des Moines) offers $8 French toast or pancake breakfasts and $2 tacos, $9 wraps and $10 half pounds of wings on Wednesdays.
• Johnny's Italian Steakhouses have a chicken Madeira special on Wednesdays before 4 p.m., $15 including beverage.
• Club 2000 (422 Indianola Road, Des Moines) offers 10 wings for $10 on Wednesdays.
• Smoking Goat Pub (3015 Merle Hay Road, Des Moines) has a $10 classic burger and beer all day.
• Paula's (524 Elm, Valley Junction) has a Wednesday special beef stew with biscuit $13.50.
• Gilroy's (1238 Eighth St., West Des Moines) has all you can eat fried chicken dinners on Wednesdays $23.99 after 5 p.m.
• Wednesdays bring steak night to Club 2000 (422 Indianola Road, Des Moines). Steaks are cooked to order with salad, potato and bread, $14.99.
• Angry Goldfish (2301 S.W. Ninth St., Des Moines) offers hot beef sandwiches with mashed potatoes and gravy for $11.50 on Wednesday.
• Wine bottles are half price on Wednesdays at Trostel's Greenbriar (5910 Merle Hay Road, Johnston) and The Continental (407 East Fifth St., Des Moines).
• G Mig's (128 Fifth St., Valley Junction) offers a Wednesday special chicken Alfredo with fettucine and broccoli dinner plus salad and garlic bread for $19.25.
• Barntown's (9500 S.E. University Ave., West Des Moines) Wednesday specials are a pound of chicken tenders with fries and two sauces for $11.99, plus $13 core pitchers of beer.
• Wednesday is Biryani Festival at Chowrastha (5910 Ashworth Road, West Des Moines). Buy two and a third is free.
• Tacos Mariana's (1305 University Avenue) and The Station (3124 Ingersoll) have specials on tacos today.
• Village Inns offer free pie with entrees on Wednesdays.
• It's lasagna day at Maxie's Supper Club (1311 Grand Ave., West Des Moines) and breaded pork tenderloin day at Eastside Eddie's (3517 E. 26th St., Des Moines).
• Panka Peruvian (2708 Ingersoll Ave., Des Moines) has live jazz Wednesday.
• Chuck's (3610 Sixth Ave., Des Moines) offers $5 off pizza on Wednesdays.
• Opa! (2800 University Ave., West Des Moines) has steak night with any steak dinner at $14.99 4-9 p.m.
• Kwik Stars' Wednesday special is eight pieces of fried chicken for $10. Their fried chicken is ridiculously good for a convenience store.
• On Wednesdays you can get any burger with fries for $10.99 at Tito's Lounge (3916 N.W. Urbandale Drive, Urbandale).
• Jethro's have $9.95 BPT sandwiches, including a side of choice, on Wednesdays. • Hy-Vee Market Grilles are offering a cheeseburger and fries Wednesday special for $8.
• Fresh Thyme (2900 University Ave., West Des Moines) begins a week long sale on blackberries or blueberries at $5 for two pints, boneless legs of lamb at $8.99/pound and jumbo navel oranges at $.99/pound. — Jim Duncan, jd91446@aol.com |