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Wednesday, Aug. 27, 2025
Good morning to you! 

“UFO Traps Soldier.” “Adam and Eve Were Astronauts.” “Chimp’s Head Put On Human Body.” “Woman Killed By Fur Coat.”

These headlines, and many others like them, graced (?) the covers of the supermarket tabloids when I was a kid. I would patiently wait with my mother in the checkout lanes at our local grocery store and read those crazy headlines. My favorites, though, dealt with Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster and anything from outer space.

Most everyone knew these stories were silly, but many still bought the papers. It was a guilty pleasure, of sorts. The National Enquirer alone had an average weekly circulation of 5.7 million copies in 1978. They didn’t even have to call it “fake news” back then. We just accepted it as such.

Oddly, a comparison can be made between those supermarket tabloids and what is passed off as news so often on websites and social media today.

Just this week, I learned on Facebook that wide receiver Adam Thielen is rejoining the Minnesota Vikings (he is not), that actress Sally Fields has died (she hasn’t), and that President Donald Trump was born in Pakistan (he wasn’t).

The National Enquirer has been sued many times and paid out countless settlements due to their salacious stories. Meanwhile, Facebook and the other social media sites continue to spew these mistruths every minute of every day. They claim no responsibility, of course, because they say they are not “content creators” but are only “content distributors.” So far, that has worked for them. But, the last time I checked, I could be sued — and would likely lose — for “distributing” knowingly false content in my publications, whether I created it or not.

The growth in the use of artificial intelligence has complicated things even more. Now we not only have to be suspicious of what we read online but also of the photos and videos that are posted. As most of you realize, so much of what is passed off to us as “news” today isn’t news at all. It is fiction, at best. Often times, it is libel or slander, and it should be treated as such.

Rarely would I suggest that the world would be better if we had more lawsuits, but in this case, I believe it to be true. I don't know what else will fix this onslaught of manufactured stories. Bigfoot and The Loch Ness Monster may be OK with it, but I am not — and you shouldn’t be either.

Have a watchful Wednesday, and thanks for reading.

Shane Goodman
Publisher
Big Green Umbrella Media
shane@dmcityview.com
515-953-4822, ext. 305
www.thedailyumbrella.com

See more of Shane Goodman's columns here.

 
News headlines

FROM KCCI: U.S. Sen. Chuck Grassley leaves open possibility of 2028 run. U.S. Sen. Chuck Grassley of Iowa, currently the longest-serving senator in Washington, D.C., is leaving the door open for another reelection bid in 2028. Speaking to the news media on Tuesday, the 91-year-old Republican told reporters to “ask me the question in a couple of years,” saying he would consider the same factors he has “through several re-elections, and that is family considerations and whether or not I can do the job.” ... READ MORE

FROM WHO-TV: Des Moines Water Works awarded $9.7 million from 3M in ‘forever chemical’ litigation. In late July 2025, Des Moines Water Works was informed that the utility would receive $9.7 million in a multi-district litigation case involving 3M and DuPont. The lawsuit stems back from 2023, where several public water systems across multiple states took action against the two companies. Those taking part in the settlement, including DMWW, alleged that they have suffered harm from the presence of Perfluoroalkyl and Polyfluoroalkyl Substances (PFAs) in drinking water sources. These “forever chemicals” are used in products across the board, some that resist heat, oil, stains, and are in firefighting foam. These chemicals have been linked to cancers, issues with pregnant women and infants and child development. ... READ MORE

FROM WOI: What's behind the shortage of OB-GYNs? A Des Moines-area health care facility is expanding its OB-GYN team, but leaders say there is still a lot of work to be done to address shortages in the region. Any county across the country can be labeled a "maternal care desert," which is defined as an area without a hospital, birthing center or standalone OB-GYN office. However, in Iowa, one in every three counties holds that designation, according to the nonprofit March of Dimes. ... READ MORE

 

FROM AROUND THE WORLD: Israeli military says strikes on Gaza hospital targeted a Hamas camera, without providing evidence. The Israeli military said Tuesday that its double strike on a Gaza hospital that killed 20 people targeted what it believed was a Hamas surveillance camera. But the first strike killed a cameraman from the Reuters news agency doing a live television shot, according to witnesses and health officials. ... READ MORE

FROM AROUND THE NATION: Spate of hoax calls about active shooters stir fear at college campuses around the U.S. Miceala Morano scrambled for cover behind a green screen in the University of Arkansas broadcast room after she received a campuswide alert about an active shooter. As officers outside donned bullet proof vests and searched for an intruder, the 21-year-old journalism student called her grandmother, telling her, “As of right now, I’m safe. I love you.” ... READ MORE

FROM AROUND THE STATE: Large fire engulfs chicken confinement in Taylor County. At least a dozen agencies are working to extinguish a large structure fire at a chicken farm northwest of Clearfield in Taylor County on Tuesday evening. The Creston Fire Department shared a video showing the Lenox Fire Department assisting in putting water on the fire. The Taylor County Law Enforcement Center confirmed that at least three buildings are engulfed in flames. ... READ MORE

 

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Woebegone Wednesday
Is Cracker Barrel having its own Bud Light moment? Its makeover plans are not pleasing anybody while alienating their core customers. Their stock plunged $100 million the day after they revealed their new logo, which offed their old man, his rocking chair and his cracker barrel. Steak & Shake called Cracker Barrel out on X, suggesting they need to fire their new CEO. 

Cactus Bob's closed down after 20 years in Johnston. They were there before Jethro's was even an idea in Bruce Gerleman's mind. Barbecue lives on in central Iowa, though. Vote for your choice as "Ultimate BBQ" here

Deals today 
• Kelly's Little Nipper (1701 E. Grand Ave., Des Moines) offers any burger with a side for $10 on Wednesdays. 

• Exile (1514 Walnut St., Des Moines) offers a $12 burger basket with fries and a beer on Wednesdays. 

• Beaver Tap (4050 Urbandale Ave., Des Moines) offers $8 French toast or pancake breakfasts and $2 tacos, $9 wraps and $10 half pounds of wings on Wednesdays. 

• Johnny's Italian Steakhouses have a chicken Madeira special on Wednesdays before 4 p.m., $15 including beverage.

• Smoking Goat Pub (3015 Merle Hay Road, Des Moines) has a $10 classic burger and beer all day. 

• Gilroy's (1238 Eighth St., West Des Moines) has all you can eat fried chicken dinners on Wednesdays, $21.99 after 5 p.m. Brian Congdon will play on the patio there from 6 p.m. tonight.

• Haiku (1315 31st St., Des Moines) lets kids 11 and under eat free with adults on Wednesdays. Hot sour soup and eggrolls are comped today with lunch entrees.  

• Wednesdays bring steak night to Club 2000 (422 Indianola Road, Des Moines). Steaks are cooked to order with salad, potato and bread, $14.99.

• Angry Goldfish (2301 S.W. Ninth St., Des Moines) offers hot beef sandwiches with mashed potatoes and gravy for $11.50 on Wednesday. 

• Curbin' Cuisine (1325 S.W. Oralabor Road, Ankeny) offers traditional gyros for $7 Wednesdays. 

• Wine bottles are half price on Wednesdays at Trostel's Greenbriar (5910 Merle Hay Road, Johnston). The Continental (407 E. Fifth St., Des Moines) also has half-priced bottles on Wednesdays. 

• G Mig's (128 5th St., Valley Junction) offers a special lasagna dinner today with salad and garlic bread for $19.25.

• Barntown's (9500 S.E. University Ave., West Des Moines) Wednesday specials are a pound of chicken tenders with fries and two sauces for $11.99, plus $13 core pitchers of beer.

• Wednesday is Biryani Festival at Chowrastha (5910 Ashworth Road, West Des Moines). Buy two and a third is free.

• Tacos Mariana's (1305 University Ave. , Des Moines) and The Station (3124 Ingersoll Ave., Des Moines) have specials on tacos today. 

• Village Inns offer free pie with entrees on Wednesdays. 

• It's lasagna day at Maxie's Supper Club (1311 Grand Ave., West Des Moines) and breaded pork tenderloin day at Eastside Eddie's (3517 E. 26th St., Des Moines).

• Panka Peruvian (2708 Ingersoll Ave., Des Moines) has live jazz Wednesday. 

• Chuck's (3610 Sixth Ave., Des Moines) offers $5 off pizza on Wednesdays.

• Curbin Cuisine (1325 S.W. Oralabor, Ankeny) has $7 gyros on Wednesdays. 

• Bordanaro's (6108 S.W. Ninth St., Des Moines) has a Wednesday-Thursday only special on carryout pizza. They start at $6.50 for a 10-inch cheese pie. Each ingredient added is an extra charge, but this pretty much adds up to half-price pies.

• Kwik Stars' Wednesday special is eight pieces of fried chicken for $10. Their fried chicken is ridiculously good for a convenience store.  

• On Wednesdays, you can get any burger with fries for $10.99 at Tito's Lounge (3916 N.W. Urbandale Dr, Urbandale). 

• Jethro's have $9.95 BPT sandwiches, including a side of choice, on Wednesdays.  

• Hy-Vee Market Grilles are offering a cheeseburger and fries Wednesday special for $8.

• Fresh Thyme (2900 University Ave., West Des Moines) begins a week long sale on T-bones at $12.99/pound, 8-inch fruit pies at $5.99 and Kandy melons at $2.99.

— Jim Duncan, jd91446@aol.com

 
 
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The legacy of Cloris continues

By John Busbee

Cloris Leachman accepting her Special Cloris Award in 2016. Photo credit: The Culture Buzz

From the Des Moines Community Playhouse, continually producing work since 1919, to the About Time Theatre Company, just launched this year, participating theatre companies in the Bravo Greater Des Moines footprint gather for a shared celebration of their previous year’s work. The Cloris Leachman Excellence in Theatre Arts Awards reaches a milestone anniversary this August, recognizing the work of thousands of volunteers, staff and patrons who contribute to central Iowa’s vibrant performing arts scene. ...

 
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By Joe Baumgarten

Bill Dane is a veteran. He served his state and his country from 1975 to 1999 as a first sergeant in the Iowa National Guard.
Bill Dane is also a verteran of volunteer service. He serves as the blood drive coordinator at New Hope Assembly of God Church in Urbandale. He has done this four times a year for the last 25 years.

"That's 100 drives where we collected 2,365 units of blood from 2,200 donors," Bill says. "Some donors choose to give double red cells, which are counted as two units instead of the regular one unit."  ...

 
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Sports headlines
FROM SPORTS ILLUSTRATED: Travis Kelce’s engagement to Taylor Swift benefits the NFL and its players. This isn’t normally where you come for celebrity news and my only true brush with fame was the time I snuck covertly into the Sirius XM tent at Super Bowl LII to snap a photo with my hero, Guy Fieri. But there is something relevant from a football perspective that deserves mentioning upon the news that Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift are engaged. ... READ MORE
 
FROM ESPN: Cardinals' Contreras gets 6-game suspension, fine for tirade. First baseman Willson Contreras has been suspended for six games and fined an undisclosed amount for his tirade during the St. Louis Cardinals' 7-6 win over the Pittsburgh Pirates on Monday night. Contreras has informed Major League Baseball he will appeal the suspension, which means it will not take effect immediately. He was in the lineup for Tuesday night's game against the Pirates. ... READ MORE
FROM YAHOO SPORTS: The Big Ten has won college football's last 2 national championships. Here's why the SEC still lords over the sport. The Big Ten’s big mouths have lost the narrative war to the SEC so badly, it’s a small miracle when anything attributable to a Big Ten source these days isn’t accompanied by a laugh track. The league’s latest misstep wasn’t even intended for public consumption. Yet somehow, it ended with Big Ten commissioner Tony Petitti stumbling into another public spanking while his counterpart at the SEC, Greg Sankey, continued to walk between raindrops and let everyone else feel the splashback. ... READ MORE
 

1776: British forces defeat Patriots in the Battle of Brooklyn. During the American Revolution, British forces under General William Howe defeat Patriot forces under General George Washington at the Battle of Brooklyn (also known as the Battle of Long Island) in New York. ... READ MORE

1883: Krakatoa explodes with massive force. One of the most powerful volcanic eruptions in recorded history occurs on Krakatoa (also called Krakatau), a small, uninhabited volcanic island east of Sumatra and west of Java, on August 27, 1883. Heard 3,000 miles away — and believed to have produced the loudest sounds in human history — the explosions threw five cubic miles of earth 50 miles into the air, created 120-foot tsunamis and killed 36,000 people. ... READ MORE

1916: Romania enters World War I. On August 27, 1916, after Romania declares war on Austria-Hungary, formally entering World War I, Romanian troops cross the border of the Austro-Hungarian Empire into the much-contested province of Transylvania. ... READ MORE

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Morning chuckle

The answer to the last riddle: Why can’t you find any lions after August? Because the pride goeth before the fall. - Gail Tomlinson. Or, Because the dandys took them all. - Bill Snyder

Today's riddle: What do you call someone who imitates your fall centerpiece?

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