The junk food empire strikes back, again. The U.S. government is rolling out plans for making America healthy again at high speed. One week ago, a news conference of six cabinet secretaries included the Secretary of Defense. Because? So few high school graduates can pass military physicals (nearly 70% according to the Department of Health and Human Services) that health is now considered a matter of national security. The conference announced a crusade to rid children's diets of junk food, petroleum and particularly sugar and its many lab-created imitators — like the high fructose corn syrup that has walked so closely with obesity rates that they are often mistaken for each other. Like all crusades, this one has sparked a defiant resistance. One rebel faction is led by JM Smucker which is sending a “Munchie Mobile” on road trips into MAHA territory to promote Twinkies, Ding Dongs and Donettes. The mobile force will hand out free junk food daily at 4:20 p.m. to align with the stoners it hopes to convert to the resistance.
Deals today • Ruth's Chris (Ashworth Road at Jordan Creek Parkway) has a Thursday special with their decadent RBAR burgers going for $16.
• Steaks: Sirloin steak dinners are featured specials today at Sully's Irish Pub (860 First St., West Des Moines); Front Row (9956 Swanson Blvd., Clive); Winn’s Pizza and Steakhouse (122 W. Ashland Ave., Indianola), and Hy-Vee Market Grilles. Gilroy's has both sirloin and NY strip specials. The Station on Ingersoll (3120 Ingersoll Ave., Des Moines) has a ribeye sandwich special on Thursdays for $12 with side.
• Thursday nights, Moroccan couscous — lemon chicken, beef keftas, five vegetables, harissa — are $17 at Purveyor (505 E. Grand Ave., Des Moines).
• Sprockets (2314 University Ave., Des Moines) offers a breaded pork tenderloin special on Thursdays for $9.99
• Kids eat free at Scornovacca’s (1930 S.E. 14th St., Des Moines) on Thursdays
• Mariscos El Pirata (6050 S.E. 14th St., Des Moines) offers $2 off all sushi on Thursdays
• Chuck's (3610 Sixth Ave., Des Moines) has karaoke tonight from 6 p.m.
• ShortE's BBQ (8505 Chambery Blvd., Johnston) has $1 smoked wings Thursdays.
• Jethro's Thursday special is a pound of boneless "wings" for $8.
• Amruth Indian Grill (9974 Swanson Blvd., Clive) offers an all-you-can-eat dosa (gram/rice flour crepes) buffet on Thursdays 5:30-9 p.m. $18.95.
• Destination Grille (2491 E. First St., Grimes) has a "Comfort Thursday" special chicken fried De Burgo, a gluten free spin on DSM's classic. $16
• The Dam Pub (2710 Beaver Ave., Des Moines) has a throwback Thursday special goulash with garlic toast.
• The Continental (407 E. Fifth St., Des Moines) has $7 loaded fries on Thursdays.
• Aldi is selling mangos for 69 cents, green grapes for $1.69/pound and asparagus for $2.49/pound through Tuesday.
— Jim Duncan, jd91446@aol.com |