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Wednesday, March 5, 2025
Good morning to you!

As legislators and common folk debate what subjects or topics should — or should not — be taught in public schools, I can’t help but think of some of the important life skills I learned in one class that I hope are still being taught today.

Don’t get me wrong. That discontinuity and derivative and differentiation stuff from my calculus class really came in handy (note, sarcasm). And when those teachers said we needed to learn how to apply mathematics manually because we wouldn’t always have a calculator in our pocket, they clearly didn’t envision Americans now carrying smart phones with them at all times.

Dissecting those frogs in biology class was certainly fun, and I did learn a few things. I can’t name any right now, but I must have learned something. If nothing else, I vividly remember the smell.

I was a good student with mostly A’s and B’s, but chemistry class was a struggle. Concepts such as stoichiometry, prediction of reaction products, thermodynamics, electrochemistry and chemical kinetics bored me beyond belief. And I can’t say that I have had a need to implement any of those since my classroom days. Some of you have, and I am quite happy for you.

Meanwhile, I wish I would have paid more attention in one class — home economics. Mrs. Bormann and Mrs. Nettleton taught us how to sew a button, iron a shirt and cook a simple and healthy meal. I struggle with many of those basic tasks today, and other related ones, too. Sure, learning how to sew placemats probably wasn’t a great use of time, but, as a good friend often tells me about trying new things, it builds character.

Learning how to tie a necktie would have been helpful to learn, as well. Also, a basic understanding of managing money — and debt. Buying insurance. Filing taxes. Some basic things, too. How to shop at a grocery store. Change a furnace filter. Mow a lawn. Operate a plunger. Kids should learn these things at home, but many don’t.

It seems to me that every high school student should also be required to take a basic car care class. I am amazed how many kids — and adults — don't know how to change a tire, put oil in their car or even fill up the tank with gas.

The list goes on, and the education debate will certainly continue. We shouldn’t stray away from lessons in calculus, biology or chemistry, but learning basic life skills should be required learning, too.

Have a wonderful Wednesday, and thanks for reading.

Shane Goodman 

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News headlines

FROM KCCI: No. 23 BYU beats No. 10 Iowa State 88-85 in double OT. AMES, Iowa — Richie Saunders scored 23 points and No. 23 BYU outlasted No. 10 Iowa State 88-85 in double overtime Tuesday night for its seventh consecutive victory. ...READ MORE

FROM WHO-TV: Driver dies after semi veers off Marshall County highway. MARSHALL COUNTY, Iowa — A driver was killed after his semi veered off a Marshall County highway on Tuesday afternoon. At around 2:28 p.m. deputies with the Marshall County Sheriff’s Office responded to a report of a single-vehicle crash near Highway 330 and Highway 30.  ...READ MORE

FROM WOI: Hunting, firearm training at middle schools would be offered under Iowa House bill. The program would provide middle school students with hands-on training, teaching them about firearm safety, handling and storage, as well as first aid.  ...READ MORE

 

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Snow will continue to fall until midday in central Iowa, and winds will continue to be very strong. Winds will finally begin to diminish later this evening. Looks like a dry weekend ahead.

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A bittersweet moment for these Lady Hawks on Sunday as they played their last game at Carver-Hawkeye Arena. Addison O'Grady, AJ Ediger, Lucy Olsen, Kylie Feuerbach, and Sydney Affolter are all seniors pictured here from left to right. Photo/Paul Houston

 
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Best Local Seafood

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2. Splash Seafood Bar & Grill

3. Laughing Crab

 
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Woebegone Wednesday
"The times, they are a changing." McDonalds' sales slump has been soothed by a big increase in the sale of Happy Meals. Usually for kids, these meals even include a toy. Adults are buying them as a more affordable alternative to the adult menu. (Fox Business)

More Bourbon woes. Spirits maker Diageo warned stockholders that it is facing weak consumer demand. And distillers in Kentucky are feeling pain as America’s "Bourbon boom" crash lands, leaving them with a barrels glut. Jack Daniels’ maker Brown-Forman in January said it would cut 12% of its workforce, or roughly 648 jobs. (WSJ)

Bargains today
• Wine bottles are half price on Wednesdays at Trostel's Greenbriar (5910 Merle Hay Road, Johnston). 
• Barntown's (9500 S.E. University Ave., West Des Moines) Wednesday specials are a pound of chicken tenders with fries and two sauces for $11.99, plus $13 core pitchers of beer.
• Wednesday is Biryani Festival at Chowrastha (5910 Ashworth Road, West Des Moines). Buy two and a third is free.
• Wednesdays bring steak night to Club 2000 (422 Indianola Road, Des Moines). Steaks are cooked to order with salad, potato and bread, $14.99.
Angry Goldfish (2301 S.W. Ninth St., Des Moines) offers hot beef sandwiches with mashed potatoes and gravy for $11.50 on Wednesdays. 
• Kids eat free with every paying adult on Wednesdays at Chuck’s (3610 Sixth Ave., Des Moines).
 Rangemasters Training Center (10520 Hickman Road, Clive) has a Wednesday ladies day special of $13 per person for live firing range and one target. $10 handgun rentals or BYOG.
Aldi is selling point cut corned beef briskets for $2.99/pound and baby bella mushrooms for $1.29/half pound through Tuesday. 
• Price Chopper stores have sales now on strawberries at $2.99/2-pound basket, yellowfin tuna steaks at $6.99/pound and red, green and black table grapes for $1.99/pound through Monday. 
• Bordanaro's (6108 S.W. Ninth St., Des Moines) has a Wednesday-Thursday only special on carryout pizza. They start at $6.50 for a 10-inch cheese pie. Each ingredient added is an extra charge, but this pretty much adds up to half-price pies.
• It's lasagna day at Maxie's Supper Club (1311 Grand Ave., West Des Moines), breaded pork tenderloin day at Eastside Eddie's (3517 E. 26th St.), and barbecue ribs evening at G Migg's (128 Fifth St., Valley Junction).
• Panka Peruvian (2708 Ingersoll Ave., Des Moines) has live jazz Wednesday. 
Jethro's offers breaded pork tenderloins for $9.99 on Wednesdays 
• Tonight is cod, haddock and sole night at Waterfront.  
• Fresh Thyme (2900 University Ave., West Des Moines) begins a week-long sale today on 41-50/pound size shrimp for $2.99/pound with digital coupon, and raspberry blood oranges for $3.99/3-pound bag. 
 — Jim Duncan, jd91446@aol.com

 
 
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STRAY THOUGHTS
Transparency is never partisan, especially with tax money involved

By Randy Evans

Iowa taxpayers provided about $104 million last school year directly to parents choosing to send their K-12 children to private schools.

The price tag for these education savings accounts, or vouchers, is expected to climb to $294 million this school year as more families become eligible. During the 2025-2026 school year, when income eligibility standards are removed, the cost is expected to reach $344 million, the nonpartisan Legislative Services Agency estimates.

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Though relatively new to the pageant scene, Ankeny teen finds success.

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When Sophia Proesch of Ankeny was named USA National Miss Iowa Teen on Jan. 12, her first reaction was one of excitement. And shock.

“A few of my friends were crying, and it was definitely a memorable moment seeing them all so proud of me and the way they all supported me,” she says. “I remember, at one point when I was on stage and found my dad in the audience, I snuck him a wink. He isn't always able to come to all my events, as he works very hard at his job, so I was thrilled to see him in the audience.”

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1770: The Boston Massacre. On the cold, snowy night of March 5, 1770, a mob of American colonists gathers at the Customs House in Boston and begins taunting the British soldiers guarding the building. The protesters, who called themselves Patriots, were protesting the occupation of their city by British troops, who were sent to Boston in 1768 to enforce unpopular taxation measures passed by a British parliament that lacked American representation.  ...READ MORE

1963: Hula Hoop patented. March 5, 1963: the Hula Hoop, a hip-swiveling toy that became a huge fad across America when it was first marketed by Wham-O in 1958, is patented by the company’s co-founder, Arthur “Spud” Melin. An estimated 25 million Hula Hoops were sold in its first four months of production alone. ... READ MORE

1969: Jim Morrison is charged with lewd behavior at a Miami concert. The Dade County Sheriff’s Office issues an arrest warrant for Doors’ lead singer Jim Morrison. He is charged with a single felony count and three misdemeanors for his stage antics at a Miami concert a few days earlier. When Morrison first got word of the charges for lewd and lascivious behavior, indecent exposure, profanity, and drunkenness, he thought it was a practical joke. ... READ MORE

 
 
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Morning chuckle

The answer to the last riddle: What kind of insect jumps over cups? A GLASS HOPPER! - Lori Bluml, Rex Post, Gail Tomlinson. An in-the-ballpark answer from Irving Stone.

Today's riddle: How come teddy bears refuse to snack?

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